We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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