I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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