he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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