Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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