Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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