Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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