Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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