I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Do vagina's smell?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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