8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He shit in the fireplace
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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