I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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