If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
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