It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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