There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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