yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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