Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
i've created a new STD.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
