hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Randomize
