Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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