About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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