So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
