would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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