Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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