he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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