Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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