Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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