Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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