How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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