So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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