Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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