even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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