Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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