SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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