If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
