We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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