yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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