You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
