I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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