Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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