I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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