My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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