Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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