mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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