I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Hippo gnu deer
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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