she was so not down for the gang bang
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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