Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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