i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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