great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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