The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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