Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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