I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
As shirtless as possible
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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