Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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